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Elvis Has Finally Found Peace


A Hunk of Astral Love who is always near, Elvis has found his voice once again:

“Now, this ain’t the first time I’ve communicated to y’all from over here. My spirit is bound up with your popular culture. As long as you believe in me, part of me will always be there.

Livin’ with a one word name is both difficult and rewarding. ‘You are the Elvis’ people would say. Bangin’ chicks and makin’ flicks….doing lots and lots of drugs…

Shit…this kid translatin’ is great. He’ll write anything I transmit. Other psychics always watered me down….all the friggin’ bastards were trying to steal a piece of me, but I’m Elvis baby…you gotta know that I am ready to Rock N Roll.

My first show over here was not much different from my last one over there. I got lit up, put on a hip suit, batted my eyelashes and sang, ‘Love me tender…..’

Gotta put in a word for my little baby doll Lisa Marie. Keep away from that freak, baby. You know who I mean. Oh how your daddy loves you. That Cage guy, now he’s cool.

Boy you Americans have gotten crazier than old Elvis himself. You wouldn’t even notice me now. I am much better to you as a legend. I started the faster/fatter trend and you all followed me off the cliff. Nobody cares what happens to the insides.

Militarily, you gotta watch out for the Chinese. You don’t think someone who has traveled as much as The King would be out of the geopolitical loop do you? This is a fine part of the Super Channeling method offered by the Facilitator. I just feel it and he makes it happen; sweet luxury in modern astral communication. They are weakening the US now with currency and flooding the market with cheap goods. Standing by waiting to strike the death blow, they figure, ‘why waste time and treasure, while you are self destructing?’ Keep your eyes open friends.

Priscilla, you were always my jewel. Thank God we had some good times before it was too late. Your beauty is of the stars.

Please remember me for more than jumpsuits and cheesy tunes. Most of all, I was and am always being me. I went for life and made some mistakes, but that’s okay. I still do about a show per Earth week on our transportable light stages. Besides that, I study with Sri Yukteswar and meditate. Thank you for listening. Elvis has finally found peace. ”



-C. Moors 

5/23/2005


cmoors@creativecosmos.org

 

 


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