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Pope to Walk Schiavo to Heaven

Atman Ra ruler of manifestation has just relayed word from Jesus Christ that the Pope is to leave the body to escort Terri Schiavo into Heaven. Having together suffered for the Karma of Millions, the two will immediately be restored to healthy astral bodies and will appear as if in their 30s.

On the way they are to catch a show by the new arrival Johnny Carson. Word is he is sharper than ever and his guests for the show will be Jerry Orbach, and Leni Riefenstahl. A special musical performance will be given by John Lennon and George Harrison who are reunited and have started an old fashioned rock band called the Steamy Stans. Their new record is currently ripping through the 4th dimension. The tune “Give Me a Reason Not to Tell You the Truth” is second only to Frank Sinatra’s first tune after crossing over, “Hey Baby, I’m Still Me.”

Upon reaching Heaven’s Gate, St. Peter is to Knight Terri and John Paul into the High Honor of the House of Our Lord. They will then embark upon a journey of 1014 years to reach the Face of God the Ultimate. On their way they will still endure hardships, but it is okay. They will receive much help and the Greater Good will always be served.