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Pope to stand trial in Heaven; Cochran to be his Lawyer


This just in from Archangel Anthony ruler of the House of Septanon - 7th region of the 4th dimension:

Upon regaining consciousness and making the smooth transition through the tunnel of light to the stardust lawn in front of the Romanesque pillars of the Halls of Justice, the Pope rubbed his vibrating eyes with newly healed hands and squinted to see something more vivid than a dream. It was St. Peter unrolling a parchment scroll recently borrowed from the Akashic Records. He began reading:

“Karol Józef Wojtyla. You who have been a servant of God are now Home. He has finally called you after a period of suffering related to the various Karmas of your past lives and the state of Earth’s Consciousness at this time.

Before you can escort Schiavo to Heaven to be with the Father and the Son in Union with the Holy Spirit Now and Forever, you must give us a complete report on the State of the Vatican.”

Archangel Anthony, being unwilling to speak for the fresh faced Pontiff, does explain further that the Pope refused to dish the dirt on his fellow Catholix. This being the case, St. Peter hung the Golden Key to the Pearly Gates back up on the Key Holder of Our Lord and a Holy Courtroom suddenly emerged from the shadows.

Solomon the Judge for religious/political matters, banged his Sacred Gavel and proclaimed, “The trial of the Catholic Church’s Earth Representative has begun.”

On Earth, the Occultist Cardinals that haunt the power structure of the Vatican warned the Pope that it might not be as easy as one would think to enter the Gates. The last two years of his life were spent preparing for death’s trials, much as a Buddhist Monk absorbs the Book of the Dead in preparation for the Bardo.

The Pope was overjoyed when some of his predecessors showed up with a stack of defense plans and the Universe’s Best Defense Lawyer Johnnie Cochran, quite ready to make a splash in the World of Astral Justice. Friedrich Nietzsche is slated to represent the prosecution. Helen Keller as she has for the last 53 ˝ years, will be the court reporter.


-C. Moors 

4/7/2005


cmoors@creativecosmos.org

 

 


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